Dog. Pet.

Don't let that sweet, fluffy face fool you. Brockie is a fierce Jack Russell terrier cursed with wererabies. When the moon is full, he unleashes his insane terror (get it, terror? you know because he's a terrier...). His most hated enemy is Undead Jess whom he killed when he ripped Jess's Achilles's tendon. Thankfully, LOLZ was able to reanimate Jess and Brockie has been relatively docile since the far. Brockie hopes to document his life story in a film called the Brockie Horror Picture Show, but don't expect to see it anytime soon. He still can't figure out how to operate a camera.

Favorite Scary Movie: Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)