Undead Jess

Cousin. Zombie.

After he was attacked and killed by the family dog, Brockie, Jess was re-animated by LOLZ. Thankfully, only his Achilles's tendon was ripped so he still looks pretty good for a dead guy.  Now a zombie, Jess is kept in the basement (the only place where he is safe from the dog). He now spends his afterlife, playing video games, drinking cheap beer, and eating brains.

Favorite Scary Movie: Braindead (1992)


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